John Carson has reportedly been shot. I have posted what I know at FFReport.com.

http://www.ffreport.com/?p=23

Please join me in praying for his successful surgery (Dr. Shephard of Seattle Grace is attending) and the arrest of the criminal that did this awful thing!

komments wrote (View Post): › John Carson has reportedly been shot. I have posted what I know at FFReport.com. http://www.ffreport.com/?p=23 Please join me in praying for his successful surgery (Dr. Shephard of Seattle Grace is attending) and the arrest of the criminal that did this awful thing!

What a waste of a perfectly good bullet

I didn't see him hit no mo'@(*#$^#&@ bump neither..

A startling update has been made to this story.

http://www.ffreport.com/?p=23

Next time I'll be sure....um....whoever did this will probably use a higher powered rifle to ensure success.

Damned thick skull!!

Detectives have reported an eye witness has come forward. Seems this Scrambled Egghead caught a glimpe of the Shooter. He is being described as very Al Bundy looking wearing a Rebel Flag Jacket an a Alabama Hat. Police ask you do not approach this Fella an call 911 if spotted. He is considered Armed an Dangerous.

Cool. The heats off me!!

I didn't think it was true at 1st and then JC didn't even reply in the thread.

First I'd like to thank everyone for their overwhelming concern...


So initially Lassy claimed responsibility, then murfT jumps up and said he did it! I swear it reminds me of the broken vase episode of the Brady Bunch. "Mom always said don't play ball in the house"


On the day of the shooting, several witnesses claimed to have heard shots coming from the area of the grassy knoll outside JC's offices, and NOT from the Book Depository where Lassy claimed to be. One witness actually captured a portion of the shooting with their video camera. This video, which is now infamously called the "DingoAteMyBaby Film" has been seized by government officials for further analysis. But frame 232 clearly shows that Carson's head went back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left... Which is not consistent with a shot from a building window from behind.

Then there is of course the "pristine bullet" found on my stretcher at Nut Nation Memorial Hospital. Do you really believe that a bullet that bounced off my thick skull would show no signs of damage and then magically appear on my stretcher at the hospital. Someone was clearly trying to make this appear to be something that it was not, and why would anyone claim to be the shooter when they are not? What is the motive in that?

GAMBLING????

Both murfT and Lassy were HIGH ROLLERS at the numerous sports books at the past, and after the shooting, out of nowhere Bookman shows up and there is a new Sportsbook in Nut Nation. Coincidence??? I think not!

Tony "murfT" Murphy is thought to have southern mafia ties in New Orleans and Dallas, and Lass has apparently slept with every mafia boss known to man. records indicate that Tony Murphy went to Dallas in April and met with someone named Lee Harvey Baker, who at one time was thought to be Baker Leigh, but further evidence has shown that these are two different people, and contrary to internet rumors, Kirk Johnson is not the Great Grandson of Lyndon B. Johnson.

This whole thing is is a mystery wrapped up in an enigma.

Gambling losses? While I did lose mega bucks in the SG sportsbook, I covered all my losses without problems.

As for sleeping with all known Mafia Bosses known to man, that is totally NOT TRUE. There was absolutely NO sleeping involved!!

that's insane!

So...........how goes the conspiracy?

What? He didn't die? Damn, I need to check that scope out again.

Huh? This thing is on? oops. Nevermind, I don't know what I am saying. Afterall, I am just a nut

And the shooter(s) were never brought to justice. Goes to show the fine detective work done in Detroit nowadays!